In the Carnival of Catholicism there’s a sucker born every minute.
Step right up, folks, see the amazing Pope Adolph as he twitches and sniffs out the correct path through the Doctrinal Maze, avoiding the traps set by Ideologies of Evil and Over-sexed Children.
But seriously, I’m quite happy with his selection.
I was worried that they’d elect someone more concerned with ministering to the faithful and less concerned with bloodying the Holy Brass Knuckles on the skulls of eeevil gay people. Then people might honestly be fooled by the meaningless words of comfort that spew from Rat-ican City to coat the world like the choking ash of an Indonesian volcano. And I’d have to be sympathetic.
Now, though, I can sleep soundly knowing that Catholics are going to be getting more of the Objectively Disordered leadership they so richly deserve.
It’s still heavily Catholic. As unfortunate a choice I believe Catholicism to be for nearly any individual, it isn’t necessarily a bad thing for the city: somebody has to run a working school system, right?
Ratzinger is a disturbing though predictable choice, as the RCC will take the few years of his papacy to digest the good, the bad, and the ugly of the JP2 papacy and decide on a direction. JP2 picked out a nice leather whip, unfurled it, and gave it a few practice cracks in the air. Look for Adolph the First to use that whips on the backsides of various reality-based factions of the RCC.
Weird! I just surfed onto this blog…and the bells here in Vienna started ringing too!
In the Carnival of Catholicism there’s a sucker born every minute.
Step right up, folks, see the amazing Pope Adolph as he twitches and sniffs out the correct path through the Doctrinal Maze, avoiding the traps set by Ideologies of Evil and Over-sexed Children.
But seriously, I’m quite happy with his selection.
I was worried that they’d elect someone more concerned with ministering to the faithful and less concerned with bloodying the Holy Brass Knuckles on the skulls of eeevil gay people. Then people might honestly be fooled by the meaningless words of comfort that spew from Rat-ican City to coat the world like the choking ash of an Indonesian volcano. And I’d have to be sympathetic.
Now, though, I can sleep soundly knowing that Catholics are going to be getting more of the Objectively Disordered leadership they so richly deserve.
Forgive my my intrinsic moral evil, but is NOLA still a heavily Catholic town, or is that a thing of past decades?
Forgive my my intrinsic moral evil, but is NOLA still a heavily Catholic town, or is that a thing of past decades?
Posted by: Tyler at April 20, 2005 10:58 AM
I get off every year during Good Friday, if that’s any indication.
I get off every year during Good Friday, too, but that’s just ’cause my wife tells me that sex once a year is her cross to bear. *ba-da-bump*
I’m here all night, folks. Tip your waitress. Try the chicken.
Actually, he’s 78 - he turned it on Saturday.
It’s still heavily Catholic. As unfortunate a choice I believe Catholicism to be for nearly any individual, it isn’t necessarily a bad thing for the city: somebody has to run a working school system, right?
Ratzinger is a disturbing though predictable choice, as the RCC will take the few years of his papacy to digest the good, the bad, and the ugly of the JP2 papacy and decide on a direction. JP2 picked out a nice leather whip, unfurled it, and gave it a few practice cracks in the air. Look for Adolph the First to use that whips on the backsides of various reality-based factions of the RCC.
Not that it matters, but the Pope’s email is
benedictxvi@vatican.va
Not that contacting the Vatican and telling them what’s on your mind is gonna help any …
I’d be too afraid to email the vatican. I might end up on a child-porn email list.
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