Dog Poo

By Craig
June 4th, 2005 @ 8:42 AM Uncategorized

Notice to dog owners in my neighborhood..

If, while walking your dog, it takes a bigass, greasy dump — PLEASE PICK IT UP.

I am tired of having to step over or around (thankfully, not yet IN) some pile of dog dookie in front of my house on the way to my truck.

This is simply part of being a responsible pet owner and a good neighbor.

Thank you.

You jerk.

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13 Comments so far

  1. maggie (unregistered) June 4th, 2005 10:27 am

    that wasnt my dog, it was my son’s

  2. Craig (unregistered) June 4th, 2005 10:42 am

    Okay. Now I know who to mail this to.

  3. Clay (unregistered) June 6th, 2005 9:39 am

    Has anybody seen Meet the Fockers yet? Well wouldnt it be great if you could actually train your pet to take a dump in the toilet and flush?

  4. jfbiii (unregistered) June 6th, 2005 10:29 am

    There was an asshole who lived down the street from me who always had his semi-unstable dog outside without a leash. After a couple of unpleasant encounters between our dogs and ourselves, I learned exactly how far down the other side of the street I had to walk my black lab before turning around so that the lab would take a dump in this guy’s lawn. That dog’s bowels were more dependable than DieHard. And asshat’s lawn always had four to five fresh piles waiting for him and his lawnmower.

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