I don’t know if it’s continued post-K weirdness or that we’re missing Carnival or maybe it’s just that some hard realities have finally settled in on some folks. But despite all the patience so many have shown since The Thing happened, it’s clear some folks simply don’t know how to act. Or react, as the case may be.
Example 1: I’m in front of MY house on Friday when a neighbor drives by. She stops and rolls down her window and asks if I can meet her in front of her house around the corner. I say sure — and this entire conversation takes about six seconds before she turns the corner. That’s apparently enough time for Bubba T. Redneck in the car behind her to become enraged and yell out his window at me for being a “fucking asshole.” Huh?
Example 2: Later that same day, the same neighbor calls and advises me she is about to re-enter the neighborhood. Keep in mind I live across the street from Parasol’s, and their annual block party is going on. This event, while fun, also gridlocks the entire area for blocks around like Bienville at Royal during French Quarter Fest. So I have used my cones to save this neighbor a place to park in front her HER house (what are neighbors for, right?). I walk over to her place to wait for her and to move these cones when Bubba T. Contractor (with a Florida plate, no less) pulls up and DEMANDS I allow him to park there “just for a few minutes.” No, I advise, I am waiting on a neighbor who lives there. At this point, he becomes livid to the point I thought he was going to leap from his truck and throttle me with a heavy-duty, UL-approved extension cord. Fortunately, neighbor arrives (while I’m again being called a “fucking asshole”) and pulls into her space while contractor dude blows six gaskets and two boiler plates as he pulls around the corner.
Example 3: TBK and I are at the Lucinda Williams show last night at House of Blues. It’s a sold-out show and the place is crowded, okay? I weave my way to the bar to get a couple drinks and, sure enough, here’s some Bubba T. Outtastate (sounded like Georgia) trying loudly to get the barmaid’s attention by complaining he was “here before the other guys” who just got served. Then when the guy finally DOES get his Bud Light (this is all they drink, believe me) he goes off on this obnoxious, sarcastic litany of overblown thanks-yous (”Oh, thank YEW so MUCH fer payin’ uh-TEN-shun to me, sweet thang. Ah jest LUUUUUUUUUUUV yer faist service, etc etc.”). I hope this barmaid shook his next beer up real good so it Vesuviused all over this sawed-off little creep. I tipped her an extra dollar just for putting up with jerks like this.
Example 4: I’m headed down Louisiana today and I’m about at the (working) stoplight at Baronne. I’ve got a green light, but some dude in a Mini-Cooper turns left in front of me. I nearly hit the guy, but he’s honking and shooting ME the finger. Again — huh?
Maybe it’s just that we’ve gotten to the point that all of us pre-K locals and all of the contractors and all of the new residents have become One Big Family Reunion. You can get us together for a while and everyone goes out of their way to be nice. But, if it goes on too long, the nit-picking starts and arguments erupt and finally you’ve got a huge family blow-up on your hands, with relatives yelling and gesturing and finally refusing to speak to each other for years and years because of some imagined slight or insult. I dunno.
Whatever it is, I want our civility back. It’s eroding.