I was about halfway to work yesterday when I noticed a perfectly formed swirly poop on my windshield. Being obsessed with poop, this was actually quite a delight for me. It is not birdy or mousey or even squirrely. It simply must be a rat poop! One of the greatest things about the poop is that it has been centered on the windshield. Clearly the rat was taking a break from running up and down the powerlines (have the sidewalks become too filthy/scary even for the rats? don’t these things carry the plague?) and chilled on my ride for a while. Then, the muse of awesomeness inspired him, and voila! Swirly poop on the center of my windshield. Well, hats off to you, Mr. Rat! I think we can all learn a lesson from you about the volumes spoken in such a simple statement.