A man of two minds
In the wake of today’s flooding, part of me wants to express sympathy for the citizens of Washington, DC. I mean, apart from the politicians, they’re not a terribly well-to-do bunch, and the clean-up will be difficult.
Another part of me wants to call up FEMA headquarters and scream, “How’s it feel NOW, bitch? Oh, you’re wet? Oh, your building’s flooded? Oh, your life’s work is ruined? Well, sugar, you just sit tight–I’m sure someone from the Federal Emergency Management Agency is gonna be right there to make things all better….”
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I felt that way when Houston flooded.
A family member lives there and the crap we had to listen
to-makes ‘ya wanna’ strangle some one!
Laurie
Now…
Let the water sit there for two weeks and steep for a bit. Just like an old tea bag left in a skankified pitcher of water left on some windowsill. With mold and all kinds of scuz growing on top of it. And then abandoned for another two months to leech itself up the walls and curtains so it kinda attaches itself to the wall and the soffit and the eave and the window sash.
Now go back and stick your nose in all this crap and inhale deeply. Then live with it for another four months.
Getting an idea now?
Dicks.
Uhm uhm, cleared my sinuses up right good!!
Laurie
Perhaps we should consider not rebuilding Houston and DC.
Sorry can’t help myself.
I agree with Skeeter. Lets stop all rebuilding everywhere. Then we can all move into a cave and enjoy each other’s company in a more confined, close-knit enviroment.
I’ll never understand, for the life of me, why those people choose to live there…
It ain’t the food. Must be the culchah.
omg, loves it.
my sentiments exactly.
How do we feel about the witches melting in Salem , Massachusettes
last night-I don’t like it!
They did not cause the flood.
Before they start burning matches let’s stop ‘em from building fires.
Laurie
It’s Litha.
Time is growing shorter there are only 16 hours in a day
that’s why the day seems shorter.
It’s why our forefathers kept messing with the minutes
of the clock to try and give us back lost time.
Every one laughed at me when I said the summer soltice was
the shortest day of the year, the floods really began after the soltice.
Litha is the goddess of destruction and creation her main means is Water!
As the days get shorter and shorter how is
the rivers flow supposed to catch up?
After all, we are watching the earth evolve!
How does the discovery of the tenth planet mess us all up?
Laurie