The New Orleans Chocolate Alert System
Given how little time His Honor, The Mayor, has been spending out in public, and the relative calm out in the tropics, I think it is safe to say that we are sitting at the relatively safe, Level 1: Make A Plan To Plan To Be Alert. But be forewarned the beast that is Nagin has been known to jump four Chocolate Alert Levels in the blink of an eye.
Speaking of Nagin, where has our illustrious mayor been? Has anybody seen him? Are we sure he is still alive? Is the city’s administration pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s prank on us? I can’t believe how absent he has been since he was re-elected to be our leader. But who knows, maybe its better better to keep the nut inside the nuthouse.