Dear Office of Emergency Preparedness,
This letter is to officially inform you that your abandoned vehicle if still located at the corner of Constance and Washington in New Orleans, 70130.
I have emailed your office on numerous occasions since I returned a year ago today. I used to call you once a week but I was tired of the run around. I know you’ve been busy this last year but I thought that maybe you’d might want to claim your property, just in case you needed it for future use. Even if the van doesn’t run anymore you may be able to salvage the tires or the tools inside of the van. If you’ve parted emotionally with the van and never want to see it again, please drop off the paperwork and keys to me and I can put it to good use. Heck, I still am in need of a way to transport a few sheets of 4X12 drywall that won’t fit on top of my Subaru. And when I’m done, I’ll post the van on Craigslist in the “free” category.
Give me a call when you decide.