Looting or Theft?
I put some fancy lights all over the patio at the restaurant last week. Over the weekend, someone took all of the lights from the patio, perhaps to enhance their home theater. These were the colored rope lights that you see in restaurants and bars, nothing you can’t buy for twenty to forty dollars at Home Depot. I’m not aggravated about the value, I’m aggravated at the assholes in this neighborhood who seemed to need these lights so badly. They took the lights, but not the attachment that allows you to plug them in. I think someone is getting ready for Christmas and needed to add more lights to their windows. Does anyone know where Al Coplenad was last Saturday night?
This is what I hope happened. They jumped over the patio and unwrapped the lights from the bannisters. They then realized they could not get the plug for it so they ran off towards the dumpster, where one of them tripped on broken glass and accidentally split his nose in two. Then, as the other was trying to help, he dropped the lights and they began to tangle. Then, they jumped up to run , but the lights wrapped around their legs and as they tried to squirm out of it, a pack of dogs came and bit them both on the ass. Then, They suddenly aquired testicular cancer from the chemicals in the grass they were rolling in. Then their heads exploded. Wishful thinking.
What really happened. Some jerkoff stole my stuff and needs to eat shit and die.
The End
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preferably with mayonnaise on it.
Since the storm, my business has lost a bigass fucking generator, a large ladder, a drill and bits, an electric snipper for cutting sheet metal (it was my landlord’s), assorted hand tools and some other stuff.
So much for the idea of helping each other recover. Dicks.
That blows. I hope karma is for real.
Me
The Universe rights itself regardless
of a persons karma in his present life.
It’s about balance in the Universe -harmony -
a good person can’t always come back gooder
and you wouldn’t want a bad person coming back badder.
Bad comes back as a priest for his next life
cos’ if any one can understand the forces
behind what turns one bad….
Good comes back bad - yin and yang need to stay in balance.
It does not matter.
It is a guideline to help you be honest with yourself
and making the right desicion for yourself not some one else.
Laurie
????? This is beyond my logical analytical intelect.
Laurie!
i know you don’t drink.
.. but i think now’s a good time to start.
I’ll tell the family of possums livin’ in my floor
you guys say hello as for the squirrels
practicing their assasination skills with
pecans - give it up to the Universe.
Have a lemonade on me.
Laurie
Lol! Sorry you lost your stuff, Paul and I hope the lights burn their place down lol but they probably needed them worse than you did. And Laurie you get what you got and got what you get. The End. Maby Nagin can help
Ever see a great white egret fishing on waterlilies?
I saw one yesterday, couldn’t count the turtles….
Laurie