Sexy, sexy, sexy!!!
There is no way to describe the excitement I felt when I found out that I could purchase and wear Metroblogging draws. Ah, “Cotton/Spandex low-rise hip hugger underwear.” how I love thee. I shall wear them in front of the mirror each night when I do a little strip tease for myself before I go to bed. And, if on occasion, I should happen to meet some lucky girl (or some drunk girl as the odds would have it) and she should display to me a lovely pair of said draws I should know that I have indeed found the right girl for me. We will then dance merrily, the matching underwear dance until nearly exhausted and then confirm our affections by their unceremonious removal….
Oh yeah, and they got some t-shirts too! Check it out. More styles coming soon.
(you know how slow i am)
please clarify..do said draws come with a stripper jack? heh.
She’s teasing you, dude. Teasing, I say.
…just as I teased her with cheese.
Oh, what a sordid web we weave….
Butt out of this ‘Cheese-Man’….
alllll i’m asking, is if the draws come with a ‘strippin’ jack’. i mean, i get my draws at the Walmart for $6.99 and i get 3 in a pack.
just sayin..
“We will then dance merrily, the matching underwear dance until nearly exhausted and then confirm our affections by their unceremonious removal….”
may i use that in my wedding announcement?? —
that is after i find the right man who could make me even think about such fab words.
(i’m just a dallas girl who loves NOLA and reads the blog plenty to make sure y’all are ok — and i have insight for my next trip there )
and with that — hugs to all dealing with more than i can even try to comprehend.
want it or not — xoxo from dallas
Well, Termite, historically I have only stripped for myself, which has worked out nicely. I’m not sure, if I was going to expand my repertoire, that someone wearing a $2 pair of Walmart-Granny-Panties would be able to truly appreciate the subtlety I bring to my performances.
If Craig can supply me with about a 3 pound bag of that bright orange cheddar cheese powder that I can “dust” myself with, then I’ll think about making an exception.
But from a practical standpoint, I can’t be running around shaking my “cash and prizes” at everyone who buys a pair of MB hoochie draws.
quite true. . . but consider this: my draws can also be used as a tent when camping.
the possibilities are endless.
I can see someone wanting to “camp out” in your draws….now there are some interesting possibilities!
heh heh.
Alright, enough playing around: Everybody by some draws and t-shirts!!
All of you nuts need “Second Lifes.”
Laurie
Did someone say Cheese Butt?
So will these drawers and other items say “Metroblogging” or “Metroblogging New Orleans” as properly customized for our city?
Please, for the love of god, don’t mention that third-rate, extremely-passe, useless program called Second Life again.
For now, everything say the generic “Metroblogging” but going forward there will be some mechanism to allow us to stylize some city shirts. In the mean time, you can show your support for the metroblogging nation as a whole.
**who knows, maybe some arrogant writer might even come up with his own, personal shirt for his legions of fans and then have a shirt signing at some nasty, backwater bar no one ever goes to.. heh heh – yeah, right.
I’m eight days old today!
I just found it before the media blast;
I think its really cool!
Had to!!
How do I get the original clothes back that I chose when I first generated?
Thanks!
Laurie