Crime is up, but getting dumber

I was awakened the other night by a loud thud and then my car alarm blaring in the front yard. We ran outside to see a pickup truck screeching off in the distance and another young fellow in a hood running in the other direction into the darkness. Figuring they were trying to break into the car I quickly inspected it. There was no entry or damage anywhere. But alas! I said to myself with great happiness. There is a cell phone under my left side door. The idiot, in his panic, dropped his cell phone right next to my car. I called the police and they got there in about a minute and a half. They thanked us for making it easy for them. The girlfriend of the criminal called the phone looking for him. We asked to whom the phone belonged and told her the police were there. She sang like a canary and gave him up in a matter of seconds. The point of this story is to not be afraid to call the police and help them to nab dirty fuckwits who want to take your shit away from you. The police appreciate the help.

2 Comments so far

  1. Paul p (unregistered) on December 6th, 2006 @ 5:41 pm

    I got no responses to this one. I guess I’ll have to respond to it myself.

    God, you are sooo stupid paul. I hate you and your posts. Plus, you spell everything wrong and your a stupid head and fat and ugly. I hate you, you bastard. I wish you would go away.

  2. seaguy (unregistered) on December 7th, 2006 @ 9:13 pm

    Yeah, that Paul…he’s a real retard. haha J/K Good post…not sure why there are no responses. Maybe everyone’s dealing with their own attempted break-ins. I moved to Seattle as I could no longer tolerate post-Katrina NOLA. No complaints about the move and none of the typical NOLA worries. Take care!

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