“This is a gun…you put the bullet thingies here and when you pull this trigger thingie and it goes ‘BOOM’ the bullet thingies come out here…”
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“Do I hear $25 for this fine paperweight?…25?…25?…”
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“We found this item at the crime scene…we’re not exactly sure what it is or what it does, but our investigative teams are working on it.”
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“Awright…which one of you clowns switched my sidearm with this water pistol?!?”
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“…and this is an UNACCEPTABLE Mardi Gras throw…”
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Jack Ware (unregistered) February 27th, 2007
3:07 pm
“…and on the off chance we actually do catch a criminal you can just open the bag and claim you found the gun on the suspect, then maybe Eddie Jordan can actually get a conviction but I doubt it.”
Oh, this is brilliant. I hope it gets scissored out of the paper and hung on the wall of every dirty hippie coffeehouse in town.
Thanks for sharing!
“This is a gun…you put the bullet thingies here and when you pull this trigger thingie and it goes ‘BOOM’ the bullet thingies come out here…”
—
“Do I hear $25 for this fine paperweight?…25?…25?…”
—
“We found this item at the crime scene…we’re not exactly sure what it is or what it does, but our investigative teams are working on it.”
—
“Awright…which one of you clowns switched my sidearm with this water pistol?!?”
—
“…and this is an UNACCEPTABLE Mardi Gras throw…”
—
“…and on the off chance we actually do catch a criminal you can just open the bag and claim you found the gun on the suspect, then maybe Eddie Jordan can actually get a conviction but I doubt it.”
I believe that was a still picture from the upcoming film Big Mama’s House 3.
Is he about to shoot himself?
Blazing Saddles!!!!