The Newest Drinking Game in New Orleans
Ok I know Brangelina moved in a while ago but living across the street just keeps getting better and better.
About a week ago, I am lying in bed, it’s 2am, I hear a gaggle of girls;
“You do it…” *giggles*
“No, you do it…” *giggles*
“BRAD!!” *giggles* (the patter of feet on sidewalk) “Oh, my God” *giggles*
then again at about 3:30am;
*giggles*
“I can’t believe I’m doing this” *giggles*
“BRAD!!!” *giggles* (feet hitting sidewalk as giggles fade)
Once again at about 4:45am;
“Ready??” *giggles*
(altogether now) “1,2,3…BRAD” *giggles, giggles, giggles* (they all turn and run toward Decatur)
This has happened a few times in the past few weeks all girls until last night:
3am
*manly chuckles*
“Angie, I Love You!!!” *chuckles*
“I can’t believe you did that” *chuckles*
“Oh my God, man.” *chuckles*
“Shut up, man” (chuckles fade as they head back down the sidewalk)
You gotta love it
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Indeed one of the good/bad things about this city is the very, very close proximity to all the goings-on outside.
For example — if a couple gets into an argument on the banquette outside my house, they are yelling at each other literally six feet from where I might be sitting and writing this entry. The only thing separating us is the exterior wall of the house (with window, allowing me to get a close-up look at their screaming faces).
Part of me loves this. But another part of me isn’t too wild about what can be some noisy nights if a lot of folks happen to be outside. I imagine it’s indeed weird to live across the street from some A-list stars. We’re down the street from Nick Cage, but it’s 3-4 blocks the other side of Magazine and in pretty much another world.
I don’t know what’s worse to be woken up by; drunken sorority girls, or feral cats having sex under my house. Saturday night I was woken up by the latter several times, it made me want to purchase a rifle.
Just be happy, be very happy, you aren’t awakened by feral drunken sorority girls having sex under your house.
If I were woken up by drunken sorority girls having sex under my house I would be outside in a heartbeat to watch that show.
Hello Free Real Life Porn!
How about a drunk sorority girl NAMED Kat having feral sex under your house?
I’ve never heard of feral sex before but it sound dirty.