I’m the Conspirer!
I was a child in the early eighties. I remember walking to Time Saver down the street with two dollars I had scraped up from around the house. I would make that two dollars last the whole day. I could play a dollars worth of Dragon’s Lair or Defender, and still have a dollar left over for a pack of Big League Chew and a Coke. I went to one of the flagship convenience/gas stations today; let’s call it Exxon on the Run. I spent $68 in less than three minutes. Yes, I spent about one quarter of my paycheck at a convenience store for a pack of cigarettes, 23 gallons of gas and a Coke Zero. Even in the late eighties and early nineties I would not spend more than $15 to $20 at a gas station and would still have money left over to pay for a night out at Decatur House downtown or Charities’ in Metairie. So how, in the span of only 15 years, has the price of living tripled in this country?
I have been watching the Discovery channel lately, and they are showing magnificent breakthrough technology in the fuel industry. They have cars that run on corn oil, sugar cane, Hydrogen, and even water. Why the hell are we not jumping on this shit like white on rice? Why can’t one really rich fucking dude stand up and say “I have a shit load of cash, I’m going to build cars that run on water to sell to the general public.” Where is that guy? So what if they are more expensive to build. If I could hook up my garden hose to my car and have it run for a week, I’ll pay the extra money up front for the car.
I saw the Al Gore movie today, ‘An Inconvenient Truth”. To sum it up, we are complete assholes. We consume more fuel and produce more toxins into the air than any other major country combined. What’s up with that shit? You here the governments say we have the clean air act and that we are losing ground economically to Europe and China. Well, do something about it douche bags! If the struggling U.S. auto industry came up with a kick ass car that ran on water, they would sell out before they could make them.
Then they could sell them overseas and we would have another industry that would take the world by storm. All we export now is corn and bootleg copies of Talladega Nights.
I’ve read articles about government regulations this and that. Who is the government to say I can’t open a Hydrogen Station next to the Shell at Lee’s Circle? Fuck them. I don’t have a dime to my name, but somebody with money can do this. Who’s the piss wad who just won like 80 gazillion dollars in the lottery? Take some of that shit and give it to an engineer who can design and mass produce water cars. No, people with a shit load of money want to buy gold plated lamps and $1000 pairs of shoes. They are fucking retarded. If I had 50 million dollars, I would at least try to do something like that. What the fuck am I going to do with 50 million dollars? After you travel the world for a year and buy a big ass house, you still have 48 million left over. Do something productive with it fuck head.
The dicks in Washington will tell you that becoming completely free of oil would put thousand of people out of work. So what happened to the candle maker when Edison invented the light bulb? What happened to the buggy driver when Ford’s Model T hit the streets? What happened to the VCR repairman when DVD’s came out? They evolved and adapted is what they did. “Oh well, we can’t stop usin oil cuz bubba on the rig out there would be out of a job.” BULLSHIT! They don’t care who gets laid off, I think everyone here knows our government doesn’t give a rat’s ass about people. They do give a rat’s ass whether Johnny Chevron or Billy Citgo can still afford to buy their fourth Rolls Royce.
I don’t get it. How can something so blatantly easy be so difficult to achieve due to this government? It’s right there in front of them yet they decide to do nothing. Fuck them.
Why wouldn’t they talk to alternative fuel companies or solar companies and use the help of those companies to make this fucked up dump of a city a testing ground for new ideas? They have a clean slate for Christ’s sake. They could have solar cells put in all over the city. They could put those big fuck off windmills out in the gulf instead of oil rigs. It gets pretty windy out there. Why doesn’t Blanco put windmills in the gulf, but only in Louisiana waters so she can then tell King George to shove his royalties up his ass sideways. We could all go to Entergy headquarters and take a huge steaming dump on the front porch. “This is what you gave us so we are returning the favor.”
So that’s it. I’m done for now. I’m going to trade in my SUV tomorrow for a steam engine; only because that is all I can do for now. The drag ass bureaucracy of our state and federal governments make everything into a wait and see situation. Maybe Bill Gates will get some balls and make a water car. Then he could have two monopolies. Why not?
Can someone forward this to Blanco’s office?
Can someone forward this to Nagin’s office?
Can someone give them both an IQ test?
Peace out suckas
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”