To Do List
Elect a racist, asshole mayor…….check.
Pay twice as much in Home Owner’s Insurance and slowly spiral into bankruptcy…..check.
Understand that murder isn’t a crime you’ll be convicted of in New Orleans……check…..and….check
Ask some tough questions as to why you live here and if you’re sure you really want to…….


My questions and answers to the Magic 8:
Should I stay in New Orleans?
8: Ask again later
Will the levee’s be Cat 5?
8: No way
Is Ray Nagin a Genius?
8:My sources say no
Are New Orleans MetroBloggers awesome or what?
8:Yes
Is the Road Home a road to no where?
8:Absolutely
Should Eddie Jordan be called “Special Ed”?
8:Maybe
All hail the Magic 8 Ball
will jack ware fall madly in drunk w/ me?
8: — definitely
Should Jack run for Mayor or Governor?
8: Absolutely