…because everyone knows you don’t come early to a party. And the bitch is way freakin’ early.

I’m glad all that global warming nonsense has been put to bed. Otherwise someone might think that an increase in oceanic surface temperatures is causing North America’s hurricane season to kick off weeks ahead of schedule. But of course, that’s crazy talk.

Related posts:

1. June 1st.. things to do list
2. Hurricane Season 2006: The Liberation List
3. Eyewall may miss to the East
4. SuperDuperDome
5. Read Me. (or don’t.) (whatever.)