Holy baby Jesus friggin’ christ I am bored. The summer months are not the friends of the restaurant industry.
It is sooooo slow. This site has gotten kind of boring as well. I think everyone is definitively Katrina’d out and could care less as to what is going on. I can’t blame them. There ain’t much to talk about after you beat everything to death so many times you’re numb to it.
I don’t think anything could surprise us at this point. One term I am truly tired of hearing is “since Katrina”. It seems like the end of every sentence we hear has that as its ending.
“The lump on my ass has gotten bigger since Katrina”
” I don’t think the place will be the same since Katrina”
“This can of cheese wiz sure is expensive since Katrina”
Blah blah blabbidy blah. So what have we learned from this by now? Life goes on, people still suck, and its so fucking hot down here you want to stab stuff. Nothing new.
I’m selling my SUV to get a car that runs on June bug carcasses. I am going to start opening up til midnight to make more money. I hope it works or I’ll have to get a job at Intralox making o-rings or bottle caps or whatever it is they make there. The only thing making the days exciting are the fact that we hired back a guy who is totally insane.
I used to work with him a few years back and I hired him last week. His name is Ryan. Ryan is fairly intelligent yet his words sometimes get misunderstood. Here are a few tid bits from his vocabulary:
we are working together one night and he curses really loud and I know some customers heard it
Paul: “watch your mouth the customers heard you”
Ryan: “MAn, fuck my mouth!’
Paul: “You want me to fuck your mouth?”
He was arguing with a coworker on night and said:
” I’ll wipe your ass with a mop! ”
Translation: ” I’ll mop the floor with your ass! ”
He was arguing over who was smarter and for some reason blurted this out:
” Whoever throws the first stone kicks the other one’s ass!”
Translation: He who has not sinned, cast the first stone.
You have to kind of know this guy to think it’s funny, but I told you I was bored.