Decisions, decisions

Jackie's front

Reasons to vote for Jackie:

1. Her alleged record of success.

2. Her famous, magnificent offspring.

3. Her endorsement by the Log Cabin Republicans (who knew they had a logo?)

Jackie's back

Reasons not to vote for Jackie:

1. Her inability to whiten her teeth in Photoshop convincingly. Yo, seriously.

2. Her problematic use of apostrophes. I mean, hello? Spellcheck?

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