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Not only has the esteemed and learned Clancy DuBos stepped down as editor of Gambit Weekly, but he’s been replaced by smartypants, savvypants, hotpants, and vaguelyclosepersonalfriend Kevin Allman ^[1]. If you’re not from New Orleans, that may not mean much, but trust me: Kevin ^[2] is a great choice for the job and should work really well with the rest of the Gambit staff.

The downside? Kevin will probably be so busy with smoking cigars and crushing the little people and laughing over New Yorker cartoons and whatever else people do in editorial meetings that he’ll have less time to blog ^[3]. Which is sad because although they have some really good writers over there, Kevin’s voice is distinctive and very funny.

All of which begs a shameless hussy of a question: Hey, Kevin, y’all need a hand over yonder?