The New Orleans Chocolate Alert System

Just a quick public service announcement.

Given how little time His Honor, The Mayor, has been spending out in public, and the relative calm out in the tropics, I think it is safe to say that we are sitting at the relatively safe, Level 1: Make A Plan To Plan To Be Alert. But be forewarned the beast that is Nagin has been known to jump four Chocolate Alert Levels in the blink of an eye.

Speaking of Nagin, where has our illustrious mayor been? Has anybody seen him? Are we sure he is still alive? Is the city’s administration pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s prank on us? I can’t believe how absent he has been since he was re-elected to be our leader. But who knows, maybe its better better to keep the nut inside the nuthouse.

8 Comments so far

  1. Dan F (unregistered) on August 12th, 2006 @ 11:17 am

    or to keep the Head Nut out of the way of the worker nuts….if you catch the drift

  2. mindymoo (unregistered) on August 12th, 2006 @ 4:51 pm

    Nagin was eating breakfast at Lil’ Dizzy’s this morning. He looked terrible, to be frank.

  3. Laurie (unregistered) on August 12th, 2006 @ 5:56 pm

    Go “Chocolate Man!!!”

    Don’t melt.


  4. Jim Gardenar (unregistered) on August 13th, 2006 @ 1:48 am

    I’m not sure but i think Willie Wonka got him,turned him into a giant chocolate drop!!!

  5. Laurie (unregistered) on August 13th, 2006 @ 3:59 pm

    I was playin’ Carmen, San Diego and I found him in Hershey, Pennsylvania!


  6. Kudzukid (unregistered) on August 14th, 2006 @ 9:11 am

    We see more photos of Fidel Castro than Nagin these days.

  7. jeffrey (unregistered) on August 14th, 2006 @ 11:22 am

    Hmmm.. swear I saw something like this somewhere before.

  8. Laurie (unregistered) on August 16th, 2006 @ 2:53 pm

    I saw him sitting in a cool mud puddle making pies.


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