“Do you know who I am?”


Well if we didn’t know who Cynthia Hedge-Morrell was before Wednesday, we certainly have a better idea now.

We know:

She is New Orleans own version of Speed Racer.

She is an arrogant CITY councilwoman who thinks she is so much better than us low-life citizens that actually have to follow the rules of the road.

She is a perfect example of everything wrong with the leadership of this city, both pre and post Katrina.

She failed geography class, not knowing that Causeway Blvd is still located in Jefferson Parish, not Orleans.

She’s a very good namedropper. Sheriff Harry Lee and the head of the state police huh? Man she’s important. I guess Cleo Fields was out of the area.

She’s actually a very good driver. According to reports, she was zigging and zagging like a boil weevil on hot ass concrete.

She does not curse. Unless under questioning by a Louisiana State Trooper after being stopped for driving 100 MPH through traffic on the interstate.

She can apologize as well as Ray Nagin. Yes, that was really heartfelt Cynthia.

With folks like Cynthia Hedge-Morrell having a hand in our recovery, we are on the FAST TRACK to success.

4 Comments so far

  1. KG2V (unregistered) on April 6th, 2007 @ 3:53 pm

    Haven’t you yet realized that although we are constiutionally NOT allowed to have royalty in this country, we have done it

    On the Top are the elected – the way it is today, you hold the position pretty much until you decide to retire

    Next you have certain civil servants – some of whom are actually exempted from following the laws the rest of us must, or they get professional privilidges (Police officers are basically exempt from gun laws – even once they retire)

    Then there are the rest of us

    This was a case of one of the Minor Lords DARING to question one of the Higher Lords

  2. termite (unregistered) on April 6th, 2007 @ 6:12 pm

    while i admit my driving skills are, eh, poor. i will remember to use the ole, “I’m late for a meeting” next time.

    it could work. ;>

  3. Bernie (unregistered) on April 7th, 2007 @ 10:11 am
  4. Eric (unregistered) on April 8th, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

    I think people will remember this time. Do you actually think this is going to stop her next time. She is too important. I got a ticket last week for going 40 in a 30 in Harahan. I will most leikely pay and have it go on my driving record. She should get a real job.

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